Zombie Cage Fighter

Preface....

"I've been a fighter for 12 years. But I've been a fan of martial arts my entire life. I would record movies like Bloodsport and Above the Law on my parents VCR which I would then watch over and over while I'd work out. Fast forwarding through the commercials to get to the good parts. And I've been a fan of The Natural, Randy Couture, throughout his career. Even training with him for years and cornering him in some of the biggest fights in MMA history.

So I think I can do a fairly good job in speaking on behalf of the millions of fans just like me, around the world. And what do we have to say? We're not ready for Randy to retire. We request one more fight. And who better for him to face than the instructor who by his own admission taught Machida the explosive front kick that ended Randy's last fight. That's right, Steven Seagal. So, it's time. Time for the Glimmer Man to meet Couture On Deadly Ground to find out who really is Hard to Kill. Join the movement. Be the change you want to see in the world."


 

 

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PETITION for PUGILISM

 

To his excellency Dana White,

Greetings,

We, the undersigned, as fans of the purest sport known throughout the world, Mixed Martial Arts, are unified in our desire to have a bout take place of epic proportions pitting two legends of martial arts against each other. We agree that a meeting of MMA legend Randy Couture vs. martial arts and film superstar Steven Seagal would achieve a level of awesomeness heretofore never seen within the octagon. Thank you for your consideration.

  1. Nathan Quarry
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